THE JOURNEY · 20 SEP – 4 OCT 2026

Vilnius to Lviv on one wheel

Sam rode an electric unicycle 1,091 km from Lithuania, across Poland and into Ukraine. Fifteen days, three countries, three borders, one wheel, and every metre of it live on stream. He rolled into Lviv on 4 October 2026.

1,091 km · 678 mi15 days · 3 countriesFinished Lviv · 4 Oct 2026

ROUTE33,653 GPS PINGS · DASHED = TRAIN, CHEŁM TO KOVEL

BY THE NUMBERS

1,091 km

ridden on one wheel

678 mi

the same, in miles

15 days

Vilnius to Lviv

3

Countries · Lithuania, Poland, Ukraine

169 hrs

live on stream

68 hrs

standing on the wheel

58 km/h

top speed

4,613

people in chat

492k

chat messages

1,286

subs + gifted subs

44,300

kicks sent

118 km

biggest single day

DAY BY DAYKILOMETRES RIDDEN PER DAY

D1

Trakai

39 km

D2

Birštonas

98 km

D3

Alytus

44 km

D4

Sejny

83 km

D5

Augustów

58 km

D6

Goniądz

68 km

D7

Białystok

76 km

D8

Siemiatycze

110 km

D9

Biała Podlaska

113 km

D10

Włodawa

118 km

D11

Chełm

64 km

D12

Volodymyr

18 km

D13

Volodymyr

52 km

D14

Chervonohrad

58 km

D15

Lviv

91 km

FROM THE STREAM77 CLIPS

Sam NEARLY FALLS off his unicycle wearing a backpack

Kick streamer Sam RAGES at fake GPS voice "recalculating, hopes and dreams"

Sam's TTS GLITCHES, repeats 'POUNDING MY GOOCH' on loop

Sam's boss CANCELS his deal live 'cancelling the state deal too'

Kick streamer Sam SCREAMS "MY FUCKING GOOCH, SO MUCH PAIN" biking lost

Sam LOSES CONTROL in the mud, screams "this is so fucked, bro"

Kick streamer Sam ALMOST CRASHES fleeing his stream sniper in the rain "I'm going to fucking crash!"

Kick streamer Sam EXPOSES Peggy: 'She ate ribs all week'

Kick streamer Sam CONFESSES: "I don't want to die in the house"

Kick streamer Sam Pepper NEARLY WIPES OUT, "that was a recovery"

Stranger ACCUSES Sam Pepper's dog of attacking them

Sam Pepper CRASHES his one-wheel: 'You made me go too fast'

Sam Pepper reacts to his fortune cookie: "The best streamer"

Sam Pepper ARRIVES at his cabin: "This is my house?"

Guest DARES rival to mace him for $200 on Sam Pepper's stream

Kick streamer Sam Pepper RIPS Papadopoulos: "I hit it raw without condoms"

Kick streamer Sam Pepper RANTS: "I joined the Russian army"

Kick streamer Sam Pepper NEARLY LOSES CONTROL in vicious wind gust

Kick streamer Sam Pepper OFFERS oral sex for a shoutout

Sam Pepper SCARES OFF two huge Alsatians charging at him 'Go home!'

Kick streamer Sam Pepper TROLLED by TTS bot: "shut your cocksucker"

Kick streamer Sam Pepper NEARLY WIPES OUT, laughs "I nearly ate shit"

Sam Pepper STOPPED by an armed soldier at the Ukraine border

Kick streamer Sam Pepper STOPPED near Ukraine border, snaps 'fucking idiots'

Sam Pepper RAGES over a dead hotel room "I've had enough"

Sam Pepper MOCKS chat for calling him "spoiled" over wanting power "I'm freaking so spoiled"

Sam Pepper: "That part hurts when I'm riding the unicycle"

Sam Pepper BEGS for "K47 and Vodka Bliad" on a sketchy road

Sam Pepper CURSES OUT his GPS: 'you whore?'

Sam Pepper RIDES PAST 70 naked Polish models, "tits out bro"

Sam Pepper PULLS a $300 card with zero protection

Sam Pepper PULLS a Pokémon card called 'gold border loogie'

Kick streamer Master Splinter FLOODS Sam Pepper's chat with gifted subs

Sam Pepper PROMISES to show ass for gifted subs "I'll get it out for a bit"

Sam Pepper SNAPS: 'You don't do the moans like that!'

Kick streamer Sam Pepper LOSES IT at "raw doggie is the best"

Kick streamer Sam Pepper ROASTED by his own TTS: "lay down and take a nap in the cornfield"

Polish fan HUNTS DOWN Sam Pepper mid-ride 'Where do you live?'

Fellow rider FOGS Sam Pepper, "what's coming up behind me?"

Kick streamer Sam Pepper randomly SHOUTS "I'm gay" while biking through Poland

Sam Pepper CRASHES his bike, asked "is your gooch still intact?"

Sam Pepper WARNED his pants ruin his Gooch Pounder 3000

Kick streamer Sam Pepper JOKES 'caught them all' — Chlamydia, herpes, AIDS

Sam Pepper JOKES his Pokémon coin "looks like a cock"

Sam Pepper RETURNS from Kick jail: "a week in the bin"

Peggy SCREAMS 'not in my butthole' during Sam Pepper's spider prank

Kick streamer Sam Pepper SURPRISED: 'you can stay overnight here with breakfast'

Kick streamer Sam Pepper SELLS his disabilities to a school "I've got everything"

Sam Pepper CALLS OUT delivery guy 'you little rat'

Sam Pepper's Polish TV segment CUT, "replaced it with canoes"

Kick streamer Sam Pepper MOBBED by 60 kids: "whole town's there"

Sam Pepper CAUGHT swearing as WHOLE school shows up to watch him

Sam Pepper's TTS bot reads chat: "I love poo, fresh poosplosion"

Sam Pepper JOKES about bombs, hotel staff panic "No, no, no"

Kick streamer Sam Pepper's AI flips his Ukraine trip odds: "extremely dangerous, not low"

Kick streamer Sam Pepper's backpack CRUSHES his spine and gooch every bump

Kick streamer Sam Pepper ROASTS viewer: "you're a retard, not a rebel"

Ostrich CHASES Sam Pepper, "he could fuck me up"

Sam Pepper TRAPPED under his unicycle: "I can't reach you"

Sam Pepper's GPS says he's "arrived" — he's actually in a river

Kick streamer Sam Pepper WARNS "you're cooked" if you skip a day

Sam Pepper MELTS DOWN over Polish McDonald's menu "I'm actually screwed"

Kick streamer Sam Pepper YELLS "I'm also gay and love pierogies"

Sam Pepper CONVINCED hotel staff think he's 'special needs'

Kick streamer Sam Pepper ASKED 'does your uh weenie gets like this'

Kick streamer Sam Pepper SNAPS at his Ukraine lesson bot "you're a fucking idiot"

Kick streamer Sam Pepper HAGGLES a Lada to $300 "clean as fuck"

Sam Pepper CALLS POLICE on a squatter in his house 'They're trespassing'

Kick streamer Sam Pepper ALMOST HIT by car "tried to kill me"

Stranger PRINTS Sam Pepper a shock gift, "there's no fucking way"

Sam Pepper's TTS ROASTS him: 'rolling ball of doo-doo'

Sam Pepper CALLS OUT accuser: "she's drunk, I can smell alcohol"

Stranger OFFERS Sam Pepper's wife a 'cuckold session'

Sam Pepper PREPS for Lviv sirens: "hide in a bomb shelter"

Sam Pepper FINISHES 1,100 km unicycle ride from Lithuania to Ukraine "We rode a unicycle"

Sam Pepper FINDS Putin toilet paper at a Ukraine market "It's crazy"

Stranger WARNS Sam Pepper "be careful what you show on camera"